99 Problems Beach Ain't One

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Bring your friends and family and up to 2 small dogs and come stay with us for a relaxing beach vacation or experience new scenery as you telecommute from one of the Gulfs hidden gems. The "99 Problems and the Beach Ain't One" vacation home is a 1600 sf, 3 bedroom, 2.5 bathroom townhouse in Perdido Key with balcony views of the Gulf of America including beautiful sunrises & sunsets. Whether you are looking for a less-crowded, family-friendly beach vacation, a change of scenery as you "work from home,” or a safe retreat with amenities like a 24 hour guard gated neighborhood entry, Arnold Palmer golf course, resort style pools, tennis, pickle ball, work out facilities, & on-site restaurants - we've got you covered!

Also, we have some pet basics like dog bowls, leash. Not sure if that matters- pet owners are probably fanatics about their own stuff.

Our home is beautifully decorated with comfortable furniture. The living room has a sleeper sofa couch, loveseat and two chairs. The primary bedroom has a king bed, night stands, dresser and smart tv. One guest room has a queen bed, night stands and smart tv. The second guest bedroom has a twin over full bunk and pull out trundle for the kids (or kids at heart) to enjoy! This townhome is nicely furnished and can sleep up to 10 comfortably.

We also have many board games, books, and a few toys. Traveling with little one? We have a playpen, potty training seat, small high chair and baby gates. In addition to two adult bikes we have three children's bikes, pool and beach toys/floats, plus a jogging stroller.

This townhouse is just a short walk or quick shuttle ride away from the powdery white sand beaches, and to all the private beach club amenities Lost Key has to offer. With its close proximity to the beach, you can simply pack up the provided beach cart & head straight to the beach club or even call the beach shuttle (operating seasonally) to come pick you up outside your front door.

This rental includes access to Free Fun with Xplorie! We help make the most of your vacation by providing Free Admission to some of the area’s top attractions each and every day of your stay—including the Lost Key, Soldiers Creek, and Glenlakes Golf Clubs, Tropical Falls Theme Park at OWA, Dolphin, Sunset and Nature Cruises! Our guests receive one complimentary admission per activity, per day. Additional guests will pay full price. For example, you may choose to go golf in the morning (one person is free); then go on a dolphin cruise in the afternoon (one person is free); then cap off the day at Tropical Falls theme park (one person is free). You may do some or all of the activities every day & one person in your party is free to every activity every day. Complete details will be provided with your confirmed booking. Please message the host with questions.**Not valid with stays longer than 28 days**

Your amenities include a fully equipped kitchen, open floor plan, a large private balcony with views of the Gulf, 2 car garage with driveway, on-site gas grill, smart TVs in all three bedrooms & living room, high-speed streaming service and wireless internet. This townhouse includes bikes, beach cart and chairs. You will also have access to a private, member only 5,000 square foot private beach club during your stay with an amazing full bar & food service-the club makes your time at the beach so easy! Perdido Beach Service provides beach chair and umbrella rentals for an extra charge. You’ll also have access to the complimentary shuttle service (seasonal), Gulf-view pool, two tennis courts, a second community resort-style pool with zero entry walk-in (stress free pool time with little ones) swim lanes, a hot tub, Arnold Palmer Golf Course, fitness-center, & two on-site restaurants. This townhouse is perfect for families, golfers, those working remotely, or simply looking for a coastal retreat.

We make it easy to stay with us! Drive straight to your rental & access with a door lock code. Prior to your visit we will send you your door access codes.

Home Amenities:

*Fully equipped kitchen

*Smart TV in ALL 3 bedrooms & living room

*Private screened-in balcony

*Views of the Gulf of Mexico from balcony & upstairs guest bedrooms

*Free high speed internet/wifi

*Exclusive Beach Club access

*Full size washer/dryer

*2 car garage & driveway parking

*Gas grill

*Beach Cart & extra chairs/sand toys

*Bikes

Resort Amenities

*Arnold Palmer Golf Course

*On-Site Restaurant/Bar/Pro Shop

*Seasonal Beach Shuttle (complimentary)

*2 Tennis Courts

*Walking trails with nature preserve views

*Exclusive access to private Beach Club

*Pool & Restaurant on the Gulf of Mexico

*Pool/beach locker rooms & showers

*Seasonal beach chair & umbrella service (additional fee)

*Beach food/drink service

NEARBY

• Gulf Islands National Seashore (Johnson Beach)-2 miles

• Flora-Bama Lounge-5 miles

• Parasailing & water sport activities-1 mile

• Big Lagoon State Park-5 miles

• Lost Key Golf Club-1.0 mile

• The Beach Club at Lost Key-0.5 mile

We strive to create a winning vacation experience for your entire group - families, friends, and beach lovers alike!

Enjoy nature, find an attraction, do some shopping, enjoy dining and nightlife, become part of the island experience in the Perdido Key area! Gulf Islands National Seashore was named “Best Beach in Florida” in 2015 by USA Today. Go kayaking, charter a boat, watch the dolphins, walk a trail, spend time on the beach, eat some fresh seafood. There is so much to do on Perdido Key!

With an average temperature of 75 degrees and 343 days of sunshine, the key is a long-hidden retreat that blends together both year-round outdoor activities and a laid-back island lifestyle.

** House Rules: Minimum age to rent is 25. Reservations for teenagers or young single groups will not be honored without an accompanying adult staying in the unit at ALL times. We require at least one member of the party to be 25 (twenty-five) years of age. Be respectful of the property & contents - it is someone's home. Respect your neighbors. No parties, events or smoking of any kind. Evidence of smoking will result in additional cleaning fees.

We help make the most of your vacation by providing Free Admission to some of the area's top attractions each and every day! Create exciting memories, have more fun, and truly experience your destination! ***Xplorie benefits apply to stays LESS THAN 28 days.